User blog:Randomness16648/Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows - the story

This story may or may not end up on YouTube. Read this in a British accent to make it funnier

'Once upon a time there was a pink fluffy unicorn. She wanted to dance on rainbows. So she got a jetpack and flew to the top of a rainbow. Little did she know that rainbows are made of light separated by water droplets. So the fluffy unicorn crashed on someone's rock garden. Thankfully, the owner called an ambulance and the doctors saved her life by performing a full body sugary. THE END.'