User blog:Maximum Fire/Story

Once opon a time my pet goldfish turned into a unicorn, I rode him down the street and got a ticket for not having a unicorn lisence. But then a lion came up and ate the poiceman. So me and my unicorn ate the ticket. Then the lion ate me and I asked my cat for nine lives. Now I only have 5.

And in the end, me and my unicorn rode off into the sunset...